Opening Day

So the wife just went to bed, so I decided to try to find the Mets Cardinals MLB Opening Night game on the old tube.

I check out ESPN, no luck... Woman's College Basketball
I check out SNY, no luck... Boxing
I check out WPIX 11, no luck...America's Next Top Model
I check out FSNY, no luck...Pride Fighting Championship

This must be some April Fools Day Joke

What the F*(K???

I finally turn on the guide and the opening game for the 2007 has been shunted to ESPN2. Why the hell is the premiere game, on the duece?

Why is this game not on the lead network, playing second fiddle to woman's college basketball (not that there is anything wrong with woman's college basketball)?