Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Top Ten Rosh Hashanah Pickup Lines


10. Today must be Yom Hazikaron cause I'll never forget the day we met.


9. You are a 10 on my scale of judgement.


8. I need to make a Shechianu--cause dang--you are my new fruit.


7. The only book I need opened today is my little black book, of life.


6. When I see you I fall to my knees like bowing at Alienu


5. Our New Year Resolutions should be "Haari At Mikudeshet"


4. Are you a Pomegrante? cause you just left a stain on my heart


3. Is your dad a baker? Cause you got the roundest challahs in town!


2. Lets skip the apples, and get straight to the honey.


1. You had me at Malchios


From BangitOut

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