- Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
- Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."
- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
- Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.
- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
- Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.
- What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees.
Thanks Len
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